Friday, June 17, 2005

A shocking crime...

A crime has been committed on Skein Street.

*Note: These pictures are very graphic. If you don't have a strong stomach or you have an extreme affinity towards teddy bears, please don't continue...

This is what we found at the scene of the crime.

The perpetrator was unmerciful. It's really quite grusome. After a thorough search of the area we found evidence on the floor

and a nearby carpet...

After questioning witnesses, we had the extreme luck of one such witness stepping forward (who will remain nameless for their own protection) with evidence documenting the crime.

If you know the whereabouts of a cinnamon colored, spotted cat who possibly goes by the name of Pippin, please contact us. This criminal must be brought to justice. Teddy bears everywhere will breath a sigh of relief when he is caught.

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